Alex Pillemer

Principal Design Lead. Comic book and sci-fi nerd. Herbal tea’s biggest fan.

[Dōgen @Dogen]

japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food

what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track

[Alex Pillemer @alexia_pearl]

@jared_za Feel better! Even with all my jabs I got super sick for weeks 😖 It’s a wild card

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@pony_cake 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@jared_za I hear Borat’s voice when reading that

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But why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

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@jared_za 5 year old me in my princess dress, running around our garden barefoot while waiting for my party guests to arrive, would definitely agree it’s the latter.

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@pony_cake Just less messy than nature intended.

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@pony_cake They still exist! You have to ask for them at petrol stations these days. They live in plastic jars in the back.

[Donovan Goliath @DonovanGoliath]

😁

[Mike Sharman @mikesharman]

Whatsdown

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

You don't have to watch Squid Game dubbed in English.

[Alex Pillemer @alexia_pearl]

@CityPowerJhb Can we have an update please. It’s been 2 and a half hours and people are trying to work from home.

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@CityPowerJhb I feel sorry for whoever is on the other side of this feed doing social media management for City Power but it’s clear how down the drain tax payers’ money goes when straight after load shedding there’s a power outage.

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@CityPowerJhb @CityPowerJhb it’s 7pm and still no power in Illovo. So much for your “until 6.30pm” promise. 🙄 Basic.

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Remember when milk came in bags? Those were the days.

[Dani California 🌴 @pony_cake]

Client: We want a 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉.
Me: ᄃӨПᄃΣPƬ
Client: No.
Me: ʇdǝɔuoɔ.
Client: No.
Me: c͓̽o͓̽n͓̽c͓̽e͓̽p͓̽t͓̽.
Client: No.
Me: 𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒
Client: It's perfect.

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@jared_za Besides the fact that the have canned fan noises..

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@CityPowerJhb Still no power in Illovo. Any updates on this?

[Alex Pillemer @alexia_pearl]

@bigleg222 Yup. Moved to Japan years ago to teach English after a breakup. Best thing I ever did.