maybe: lexi⚡️

wish you weren’t so awkward, bud ⍨ ZPS ;

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

If you have a picture with @Z_Stev66 that you would like to see on a poster at his funeral, please dm them to me and I will happily add them❤️

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

You heard the man

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

I’m such a simp for my man. That man is a saint

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

I hit my biggest goal for my job this year and to say I’m proud of myself is an understatement 🥲

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

I’ll be dammed if I let someone who puffs on a vape every 40 seconds to judge me for using a tanning bed 😂

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

Tried on my muck boots for the first time tonight. Then proceeded to get my foot stuck in it for about 15 minutes. Love that for me <3

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

I genuinely don’t know how I got so lucky to have a man that loves me like Kyle does but damn I’m grateful.

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

@megynkirchoff Thank Jesus

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

Not sure what white girl needs to hear this but listen up sis: you really don’t need to paint your front door turquoise. I promise

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

@megynkirchoff Literally any other color

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

Spouses sharing a Facebook profile makes me want to puke

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Fuck it, Halloween movies start now.

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

Currently crying because Kyle remembered to order my pizza without onions because I hate them.

I’m really 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 easy to make happy ᵕ̈

[Reed4Speed @reedbartonmusic]

Gretchen Wilson : let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me !

6 year old me : Hell YEAH

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

In other news I’m currently dating what’s probably the kindest man to ever exist and if this doesn’t end well I’ll have no choice but to relocate to Tulsa and carry on as a sugar baby for the rest of my days

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

Does anybody else gauge the success of their day based on how many times they do/don’t cry? Or do I just need my anxiety meds upped lmao

[maybe: lexi⚡️ @alexiaajoness]

Hardest game of Fuck, Marry, Kill ever.

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

Oh shit.