Lex Conrad

wings and dirti tinis *~

[Lex Conrad @alexis_conrad]

Have you ever let go and let god in a target. 10/10 would recommend.

[Lex Conrad @alexis_conrad]

My fiance made the craziest fuck ass martini like excuse me, this looks like Mountain Dew how is this the best pepperoncini martini ive ever had

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

We all saw the video you lying piece of shit.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Waiters trying to do their job in the middle of housewives arguing has to be one of my favorite things from the shows

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

not gonna lie, everything seems pretty bad right now

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

It was fucking Rick & Morty?!?

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Good, that saves taxpayers $3-5m a week.

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

me with my bowl of butter noodles when my husband's on a work trip

[Dan, Accomplished Artificer @SweetestRads]

I have no idea who this character is but animating it's emotional breakdown is a diabolical way to guilt the producers

I support it

[Lex Conrad @alexis_conrad]

Not sure why we have to “practice” fireworks weeks before the 4th of July

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

The silent crowd with the squeaking has me CRYING

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

The schedule:

[reb @rebmasel]

I am in TEARS😭😭😭😭😭

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, an american, every day in america since 2016