Alexis

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hey do u mind if we have 3 separate
conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us

[hannah @shamediarist]

oh no i’m single and 30 and sexy and can do whatever i want ahhhhhh they’re gonna kill me

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

The microplastics in my brain told me to text you

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

i wanna cry but my schedule is tight today

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

using my ps5 to charge my rose toy

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta seeing everyone talk about his new hat

[callie @COWLIE333]

self harming with a gua sha stone

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

The Hampus Lindholm contract:

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Quinn Hughes aiming for a skate to send the Dallas Stars home is one of the most nails move I have ever seen

Playoff hockey is so different man

[Alexis @alexis_lowe]

I came for the pasta 🍝 🐻

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Understanding nothing you just said) ok got it

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

🙌

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BOSTON RUNS ON PASTA AND THE BRUINS ARE STILL ALIVE

[deeblez_ebooks ✨ @lil_deeblez]

saying "yes chef" during sex

[alli @sonofalli]

3 coffees no lunch

[melz @hatsumeli]

sorry i was looking at my own boobs what were u saying