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[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Me at age 12:
gets home after a long day and grabs a juice box n granola bar to watch Hannah Montana

Me at age 23:
gets home after a long day and grabs wine n granola bar to watch Hannah Montana

[samosa mami🇮🇳 @thebrwngrldiary]

call her daddy was an entire podcast about not letting men ruin your life or letting men get in the way of friendships and it ended so sofia can be sniped of half a million dollars by someone who looks like lord furquaad and sue her bestfriend

[hanna @hannaemilyy]

this is the best skincare routine i’ve seen. ladies you MUST watch.

[Auntie @WisKanSass]

April distance brings May existence.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Chase Rice for Bachelor

[COUR @courtneycecc]

Petition for Hannah brown to be removed off of planet earth

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Do i really like him or does he just wear white converse???

[Amy @ohwellamyy]

Random boys who get mad at you / harass you when you don’t wanna hangout w them 🤢 why

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Secured my placement at a hospital in Mississauga next semester 😁 🏩

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

The devil works hard but me on 20 mg of adderall works harder

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Some of my favourite sweaters have come from ex-bfs... thx so much y’all 😙

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

where can i buy an “ex-bf fit” sweater because that shit just fits different

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

Men are replaceable. That guy you can’t get over? You can find a new him. Easily. Men are everywhere. You can stand outside and throw a rock and it’ll hit a man. They’re replaceable so stop acting like that piece of shit dude is that only man out there. He’s not.

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Other people: yeah i go skydiving for an adrenaline rush

Me: yeah i submit a final research proposal with 1 second remaining for an adrenaline rush

[KV @itsnotkv]

Y’all got Gucci bags and belts but haven’t been to the dentist in 2 years

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Please do a giveaway where someone can win an invite to this group chat

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I hated my ex’s taste in music but I couldn’t say that cus he was an edm person so it was his entire personality

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

@mar_patterson “Is it where they just play eachother for fun?” -me

[shepp @alexis_shepherd]

Ok so, don’t know anything about sports but pretty sure if i missed the tryouts already, im fucked