Kelsey

KE0HGF / Cynic / Computer Geek / Super Mom / Aspiring Minimalist / Typography Snob

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Hey @dominos bring back the bread bowl!!!

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Conrad deserved better. #TSITP

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Me: what is wrong with my desire to at some point in my life throw a Molotov cocktail?
My kid: so many things

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Pretty disgusted with the employees of @PandaExpress when I kindly said no thanks to the donation they just added it anyways

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*Riley walks into the room*
Me: Hello princess.
Sonos: Yes?
Me: That was creepy.
Sonos: Grouping everywhere.
😳😳

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Save yourself do not watch that 90s show on Netflix

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Took my bird to the vet… I now judge Tupperware by whether or not a bird could fit in it.

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Me: Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Gma: what’s that from?
Me: Angels with Dirty Souls
Addison: Home Alone

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I’m beginning to think the city of Kearney doesn’t realize there isn’t a turn signal on Hwy 30…
Yet they can replace perfectly hood street lamps

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Thanks Amazon music for helping me answer the question “How many times can I listen to the same Paul Simon song in a row before it gets old?”

The answer is Three

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Band people are weird

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When your coworker is today years old (22 years in fact) and he learns that DC starts for District of Columbia…

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Haha

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@Spanther96 Mine never does, but Addison's does.

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Who remembers this gem of a commercial? https://t.co/Pyp2oTKUEP

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Seeing a movie for $20.38 including popcorn and drinks!!

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If the State of Nebraska is good at anything.... It's good at making incredibly ugly license plates. #ThankgoodnessforHAMplates.

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Reasons I don’t like church #7:
How I was greeted after being gone for 2 weeks “I thought you were gone for good”
My response “sorry to disappoint you”

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Ah… back in the DMV.