alexis🦑

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

idk who needs to hear this but.....

wear your fuckin retainer

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

@HannahKillam IT WAS A VALID QUESTION

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

it feels like this is never going to end

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

i miss my dog

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

this fucking sucks

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

@Makxxnzie 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

i used to care what people thought but now i care more

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

haven’t clocked in yet but i’m ready to go home and take a nap 🤓

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

another day, another jesus pamphlet given to me by a random old man

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

did i just actually sob over a tik tok about a police dog dying? yes, a lot.

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

bro fuck today, me and all my homies hate today

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

did i subscribe to hbo max again to watch the grim adventures of billy and mandy?

....maybe

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

idk how teenage me could stay up this late every night..... a bitch is tired

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

“ma’am, please control your semen demon.”

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

some free serotonin for anyone who needs it

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

putting purple streaks in my hair and getting the urge to dye my whole head purple ha ha ha

[alexis🦑 @alexisfarsolas]

how upset do you think my bosses would be if i wore heelys to work