Alexander Hamilton

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

slaves: we gonna rebel and uprise in this Haitian Revolution!
me:

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Over here working my ass off to get us a national bank and I keep getting asked why, so I’m here to set the record straight...my main reasoning is so that we can establish a national currency. God I’m just trying to help u broke stupid heads out #getwiththeprogram #hamroast

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

James Madison is QUAKING! @tommyjeffjeff from Kentucky and @jamesmadison from Virginia drafted the VA and KY Resolves. How can @therealja222 seriously try to take away our First Amendment right ??? #really #hamroast

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

@therealhamdawg @tommyjeffjeff #beef

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Nice going @johnjay !! Your stupid Jay Treaty got France’s panties in a twist and now they’re attacking US shipping! Way to go genius...#imadeadollofyou #iburnedthedoll #burn #hamroast

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

So surprised that the commissioners didn’t accept the bribe from France, considering the leader of the mission is so greedy and selfish @therealJA222 #easyasXYZ #takethatfrance #johnadamsisjusttheworst

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Great meal with Tommy J, #DinnerTableBargain #success #thehamwasgreat #littletoosalty #kindofliketommy 📸PC:@jamesmadison

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Washington’s farewell address: no political parties
America:

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Kind of upset about the new Alien/Sedition Acts ngl...now I can’t talk about how fat and annoying John Adams is #unfair #firstamendmentright #amiright @constitution

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

This is preposterous!!!! We haven’t even paid off the majority of our country’s debt and you want to help another country? We are in no way financially able to help them stupidhead mcstupidhead...#idiot #nicetry #checkurselfson #hamroast https://t.co/gUzt9qZsAe

[Thomas Jefferson @tommyjeffjeff]

France is in conflict with Britain, what’s our move?

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Who do we think will be winning the presidential election? I’m voting for Washington since he, oh idk, won us the American Revolution?!?! Adams just sat back, grabbed some popcorn (shocking) and watched his country fight...#reallybro #obese #votebelow #hamroast

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Sure thing, your house at 6? We can invite Jimmy Mads, Settle this Financial Plan dispute once and for all. You can make your special casserole that I love, but without the salt, you’ve got enough of that already. #i’llbringtheham #seeyouthere #hamroast https://t.co/sWCvFnK0qo

[Thomas Jefferson @tommyjeffjeff]

@alexishamham @jamesmadison I know we’ve been having our disagreements lately, maybe we should talk about this some time...maybe in a dinner table bargain?

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Congrats to the new Secretary of War @henryknox , Secretary of State @tommyjeffjeff , and Secretary of the Treasury, yours truly☺️. Don’t know about Tommy, but Washington definitely made the right choice putting me in charge of the bill$ 🤑🤑 #squadgoinup #cabinetbois #hamroast

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

You’ll be able to buy your whole neighborhood houses with my new Financial Plan!! If only @tommyjeffjeff would stop opposing my genius proposal. #heistoblame #tommyjeffjeffsux #gotdebt? #notwithmyfinancialplan #hamroasted

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

You wanna tussle? America will thank me when all the drunks of the world are back on their feet and actually helping their country pay off debts. People can survive without alcohol, but a country can’t survive in this much debt. Try harder next time tommy...#gothim #hamroast https://t.co/BAhGwoZuSj

[Thomas Jefferson @tommyjeffjeff]

Umm, pardon me for asking...but why in the Hail Mary would you put tax on whiskey @alexishamham! The people are mad and they will show you their anger!😡😡

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Shoutout to my homeslice Thomas PinkyToe, just helped me spread my federalist ideas throughout the country by signing the Pinckney Treaty... #federalist #gofederalists #freakyoudemocrats #takethatrepublicans #federalistsforthewin #pinkytoetreaty #hamroast

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Just stayed up all night writing this Financial Plan...I’m #exhausted, so hard to try and please both the north and south at the same time. Just because you already paid your taxes, doesn’t mean you can’t help out...@south #selfish #somuchforunity #morelikeNOTunitedstates 🤬🤬🤬

[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

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[Alexander Hamilton @alexishamham]

Just hopped on the #twittertrain, hope it’s not as much of a fail as John Adams Presidency!!! #roasted #comeatmejohnny #shortandstubby #likeyourpresidency