alexis

imma keep it a $1.98 cause I don’t need your 2¢

[alexis @alexishardy_]

when I was 16 I took shots of blue raspberry vodka before 1st hour geometry with Jack Gillingham https://t.co/rzmXyFPlTZ

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@drinkpoppi Christmas cookie decorating!!

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@TheOkayLambino @GopherWHockey Traitor!

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@drinkpoppi Me 🥹

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I will watch every single Roman Reigns thirst edit that comes across my fyp. Every. Single. One.

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@TheOkayLambino It’s giving BBL (big booty loser)

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I’m ready to go to war over @drinkpoppi Doc Pop…… like why can’t I find you on the shelves

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happy birthday to me and Nick cage only

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four men in the last 24 hours have said I have the biggest balls

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I just lost them like 2 weeks ago lol

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im popping off and buying AirPods let’s see how long it is until I lose them

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@aijakaykopca oh the cap sun was a direct attack on me 😂

[magstrology @magstrology]

Which cakes are you?

Quote with your big 3!

[alexis @alexishardy_]

oh look another engagement photo… lemme just slide past ya there and grab a block of cheese

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@gabzab123 which ones 😂😂 I need a good laugh today

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for 26 years I avoided getting a hickie until today. the temp dropped and this bitch turned into a vampire 🤦🏽‍♀️

[alexis @alexishardy_]

@gabzab123 fat ass nose

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@mdetttweet WELCOME TO THE CLURB

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Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches

Flower edition

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@TheOkayLambino @BadgerVB you put those words back into your mouth

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Which late 90s/early 00s cartoon girls are you based on your big 3?

[alexis @alexishardy_]

Is this @JoeSantagato ?