@AlexisNotAlexa

I just forget a lot of great thoughts. So here is my Twitter. 🧠

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Everybody got the VID again 😳🥲

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Don’t do this but it be like that sometimes 😂

[𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚. @damnjiggaa]

i’m tired of healing finna start traumatizing y’all back

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My boss said “one of us is going to be planting impatience. How is your green thumb?” First of all I don’t even know what you just said? 😂🤔

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My cousin is meeting her online man tomorrow and she’s got the whole cousin squad stressed! This is you boo 😂😂😂

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Y’all stop putting them dollar signs after the number!!!! If it says 9$ I ain’t buying NOTHINNNNNG from yo tail! $0 for you!!

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Sis still ain’t right. 🤢

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@mrs_dnorris I hate that!!

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I will never call my kids monsters, demons or devils. I don’t care if they are, I won’t say it.

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When people talk about their dogs like they’re people. I get nervous. I don’t get it. I’m a monster.

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Getting in bed then realizing you need chapstick is the equivalent to walking on fire 😭

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I just had a revelation that I was 21…10 years ago 😬

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@kasandramarieee Worse! Popo 😂😂😂😂

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If one single person walks in my funeral in a shirt with my face on it….I will get up and leave! 🙅🏽‍♀️

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Tomorrow is FRIDAYYYYYY

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The fact that I can have lunch with a bunch of older white men and have fun is a real flex and blessing 😂 #IWorkAtAFuneralHome

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The amount of emails I get, be sick 😭

[t. 😘 @therealtee____]

I wanna meet some new people and make new friends 🙂

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#IWorkAtAFuneralHome so this touched my whole heart!💛

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

Got the worst news I’ve ever gotten last week. My mom and I made each other cry laughing all the time. I hate to think about all the deals she’s going to miss out on. I hope she guides me to the best sales forever.

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Low key miss social distancing 🙄 #BackUp