alexis schaffer

| scu nursing ‘21 |

[❤️‍🔥 @eieksoosl]

Baela and Rhaena when they found out they get to marry Jace & Luke #HouseOfTheDragon

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

@Mmm_Delicioso @tomsegura WHEN!?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think I could be very content living in a small cottage somewhere, making cute little meals and planting flowers and perhaps sweeping sometimes when the mood strikes

[. @LastQueennss]

“unfinished business” you have 7 rings you old bitch

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

The couple next to me on my flight we’re having an affair… i asked too many questions, miss lady was not happy about their “situationship” at the end of the flight😶

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

@teddahs so toxic and awful😂

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

Watching sex and the city at 24; ladies pick Aiden over Big.

[mony @moneycaa]

wtf did mac miller put in the spins that makes me feel excited about life

[Mᴀʟᴄᴏʟᴍ @100GranKids]

You still think about Mac Miller?

Me:

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

@JohnnieMae12 love you J🤍

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

@jordan_olson11 Ope even better 😛

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

Okay I want a fella to make me a McGolden poster.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Trader Joe’s is an aphrodisiac

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

why does no one tell you that when you pick out a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx at fourteen yrs old, you are in fact making a decision that will last longer than any of your adult relationships

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

@mcstamm3 I fell for this shit 😑

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

I was inspired and moved by @tylerperry's sincere, powerful message of compassion and love which we so badly need right now. Only love can defeat hate. So please share widely

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

People think they’re performing stand up when it’s time to write a Venmo description

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

@kathryn_quam YESSSSSSSS