Jordan Olson

UST '19

[Andy lockwood @Peachboy22]

@PowerTripKFAN the only reason the vikes lose, wild have better urinal cakes #lavender #daddyknows

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

@AlexisSchaffer1 I’m not a fella but I’ll make one for you 😏

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

Unless it’s shaped like a heart and in that case don’t even buy it for her :)

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

I will literally pay a man good money to come to family Christmas with me this year bc last year my grandma told me I should date my third cousin and I’m not trynna have a repeat of that this year... booze will be included at this family function

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

I’m not crying, you are

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Thank you, @thelnino22.

#CARvsMIN | #mnwild

[alexis schaffer @AlexisSchaffer1]

Me today when my friend went back to her toxic, cheating boyfriend.

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

Then & Now #spooky

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

so my bestie & I got invited to a Halloween party this year that both of our exes will be at with their new gfs so naturally we think we should dress up as ghosts & go as the ghosts of girlfriends past... we think it’s a great idea, they’ll love it right?

[Céline @selangelic]

be a bad bitch but a good person

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

Me: I think I’m ready to start dating again

*boy shows interest and wants to go get a bite to eat*

Me:

[corey mouch @coreymouch]

me: *brings white claw to social gathering*

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

Tyler C

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

#TheBachelorette

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

Me 2 seconds after leaving my best friend after spending the whole day together

[Brett Humphrey @BHump_12]

Arya Stark is the baddest bitch to ever walk the planet

[The Root @TheRoot]

“The big woman still here?!”

Go get your woman Tormund! #GameOfThrones

[Jordan Olson @jordan_olson11]

Me: “don’t look now bu-“

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