Alexis Vana (she/her)

Amateur Artist, Closet Music Critic, Professional Book-Reader

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Hey @espn, would it kill you to put @profastpitch scores/highlights at least in the crawl on your channels? Girls matter too...

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

@SFMTA_Muni Same goes for the K bus. If you're not gonna run a route/stop, you gotta tell people! There's no indication anywhere on your site or at the stop on Clayton that this isn't a real stop anymore, what's going on?

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Hey @SFMTA_Muni I've asked 5 different L bus drivers over the course of the last 2 days if there's a stop on Clayton and all of them have said no. When did you remove this stop from the route and when were you planning on telling people? Clearly your site missed the memo -

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Yo @nytimes explain?

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

genuinely thought this was the onion

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Sen. Rand Paul Uses Heimlich Maneuver On Choking Sen. Joni Ernst https://t.co/4PoCKsU33D

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

@SlackHQ OH I FIGURED IT OUT... it's kinda a goofy UX I think (but what do I know, don't listen to me!!). I didn't realize that the x in the top left corner would close me out of just the canvas - it's the same x that would close me out of my entire window if I didn't have a canvas open

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

There's a chance I'm just dumb, but how do you exit out of a @SlackHQ canvas on the desktop app? No x, hitting ESC doesn't do anything, the ⬅️➡️ arrows at the top are for navigating in the canvas... HALP

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

I ended up closing out of slack and reopening and I know that can't be right 😂

[Oakland Roots @oaklandrootssc]

Oakland first, always.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

THINK THIS ONE IS GONNA COUNT. 😤😤😤😤

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Men eating meat is toxic masculinity. Don't @ me

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

I need to understand if this is a universal experience or not: when I get a pedicure, no matter how long my lil toesies hang out under the fan, within 20 minutes I am running that toe into a wall or stuffing it into a sock and ruining the paint job

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how f*cked it was for the US to drop 2 atomic bombs on unsuspecting Japanese civilians instantly killing 150k+ innocent people and then try to play it off as a chill regular military bombing with no moral/ethical quandary whatsoever

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Cubs now have the only positive run differential in the NL Central.

[Uprooted @uprootedoakland]

Listen to the difference between the deafening (planned) silence to the eruption of “Sell the Team” chants.

ONLY in Oakland.

#Athletics #RootedInOakland #OAKtogether

[JP ⚾️🏈🌽 @johnpaulsth]

We all know what Judge was really looking at

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Like their best day

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Hinge must've f*cked my algorithm while I was away because somehow the only dudes liking me now are moderates in Sacramento who are a 4 out of 10 on a good day

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Sensational Smyly. 👏

First Cub perfect through 7 IP since 1993.

[Alexis Vana (she/her) @alexisvana]

Am I the only one that thinks that new @ScottsLawn ad sounds like he's saying "kill Swedes" instead of "kills weeds"? Just me?