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[dizzy @hearts4fawns]

when ur so pure of heart it comes across as retarded to the untrained eye

[woodstock @keymayers]

no sé qué tiene el pochoclo en específico que me hace comer con el tipo de desesperación que solo se ve en las gallinas siendo alimentadas

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

how my day be going okay then that sudden wave of sadness strikes again as usual.

[candy cigarettes ⭐️ @h0tirl]

lmao.

[x_ø @rehabkills]

all i did was like his story

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

[Devin @MrQuilvioVergas]

My wife is sobbing on the couch because the Japanese monkey got beat up again

[Mauro com L de Lula Lá @MauroComL]

meu amigo low profile que terminou o relacionamento ha 7 dias

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

hair is unwashed so i obviously feel like i’m fundamentally unlovable

[doxie @doxie_gay]

no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

[kiwikinz ^-^ @peeholelicker]

if i had a girlfriend i Would be really kind and gentle with Her but if i Had a boyfriend i would bounce different objects off his head just to Hear what noise it made

[erika @yeeeerika]

the intimacy of noticing

[ghost . . @sulky80715248]

As well as being a genuine sweetheart, I am also often a difficult, volatile and neurotic woman. And that's ok. This is actually very endearing to the right person

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

can i come over and fidget a lot and breathe weird

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming

[~✨snake oil dropshipper✨~ @most_lamentable]

by age 27 you should have:

• NO cash in the bank
• ZERO honeys on your arm
• SEVERAL chemical dependencies

[predictable “ana” @alivegirI]

“I’m dating to marry” I’m actually dating to slowly kiss someone with tongue