Alexis Szymanski

Cosmetologist. Salon Nouveau. Lover of life.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Breaking my twitter silence to say, I'm officially a lard ass.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

@chantelfromhell I wish you woulda, I'd have laid on the ground and sued you to money. Jk.

[chantel @chantelfromhell]

This is a social announcement to say I almost just murdered @alexisvic and I'm kinda sorry.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

On the bright side, this bitch woke up with no hangover.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

If anyone has learned the frailty of friendship it's me - I forget how used to it I am, and how much he isn't.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Ain't always a two way street, I suppose.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

You complain about not seeing your friend anymore because he works nights, and then bail on his birthday to do your own thing.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Lone wolf. If there was a good wolf emoji, I'd put it here.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

@kaptainchip you were cool tho 👍🏼

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Staring contests with children at Target >

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

That fear of loserdom never goes away.

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Remember that time I had a graduation party that no one came to?

[Alexandria Toro @msp0tat0h3ad]

ordered my Asking Alexandria tickets, see you in Chicago boys ! ;) @AAofficial @alexisvic #10YearsInTheBlack

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Hot down here in Indy! #WarpedTour

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

@CharlesTrippy would love to see you again today! You're so nice to your fans 💕

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Something about me drives people I care about away. I've yet to figure it out. 😞

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

Got in the car with Cody and he has Rush Limbaugh on. Get the fuck out. 😡

[Alexis Szymanski @alexisvic]

@SweetestDeee 😂😘

[Lean Cuisine @LeanCuisine]

@alexisvic Here for you when you need us most 😉👍