Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.
easily the worst hairstyle to ever appear on any real housewives franchise. you can really tell she tried to do this herself with no practice based on a youtube tutorial but didn't time her klonpin vodka cocktail correctly and it hit extra hard like 5 minutes in and she gave up