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couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexius

[a. @alexiusjade]

BUT LIKE- HE’LL ALWAYS BE #1

[a. @alexiusjade]

having a boyfriend before GTA VI wasn’t on my bingo card but-

[a. @alexiusjade]

when a straight man says “go piss girl” after me saying I have to pee… I don’t trust you bc what bitch taught you that?

[a. @alexiusjade]

i’ve just been notified i’ve been on this damn ass app for 15 years. what the hell

[a. @alexiusjade]

i’ve said it 200x before and i’ll say it again- sumn about my rain sounds playing and it actually raining hits different

[a. @alexiusjade]

TWO JB ALBUMS IN 2025 IS FUCKING WILD AND I FEEL LIKE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE GREATNESS WE’RE EXPERIENCING

[a. @alexiusjade]

mentally, i’m still at the weeknd concert

[a. @alexiusjade]

something about sitting at an airport bar by yourself just gives main character activity & I will not elaborate

[a. @alexiusjade]

a part of me wants to post a video of me jamming to JB’s album but the way he’s been on his repost game… if he were to repost me i’d probably have a panic attack and then make it my entire personality for the rest of my life & idk if i’m ready for that

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

me, you, shrek 2, taco bell. think about it

[a. @alexiusjade]

i’m sure it’s so obvious but i’ve made JB dropping his new album my entire personality since news broke so-

[a. @alexiusjade]

@justinbieber is dropping an album. holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit

LIFE IS WORTH LIVVVVVING

[a. @alexiusjade]

something worth celebrating today, I got my Lolla wristband <3

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

I don't love America. I love hot dogs.

[a. @alexiusjade]

so I partied w lil yachty last night, wbu?

[a. @alexiusjade]

I just found out from a homies ig story that JB came out w SZA at the LA show… i’m gonna throw up

[a. @alexiusjade]

I heard “pick number 3 my lord” irl and nobody checked it aside from me bc iykyfk

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act