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[Maddoxx @3HeadedGoat]

must feel so fucking good to ignore ur gf and just queue 50 games of league

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you reach that perfect level of drunk where you can still think clearly but your charisma and confidence stats get a +400% boost

[🐳 @jabbberwockyy]

I hate being rushed when im smoking a cigarette u dont know how much this means to me

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Just paid my rent, wifi, and electricity bill and now my car is making a weird noise

[Supreme Drops @dropsdotgg]

I have this Supreme Spider Web Velvet S/S Shirt available in Large, message me if interested (to match your Spider-Man viewing)

[🖤 @fujolatina]

watching ur tank die bc u were reloading

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Friday nights in your 30s aren’t the same.

Trying to get the boys together be like:

“Can’t, I’m gay.”

“I’m gay too.”

“I’m a homosexual.”

Gotta enjoy the nights together while you can

[Frozen @Alune55]

Being over 25 as an adc has to be like playing basketball with a torn acl

[@.@manda @Pawmanda]

you play against 1 french guy on cod and suddenly understand why the english were at war with them for 100 years

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[autumn @wishingnotes]

playing valorant with a duo that rages is like having an angry stepdad

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[🪻 @onetruelave]

monster teeth heels

[Sharp @Sharpp]

"I got window smoke, dont peak mid until it pops"

my 0-8 teammate for absolutely no reason on his way to challenge the AWP

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How those extra 10 minutes of sleep feel

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Hop in... best dimension yet.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

they’ve sexualized the word “daddy” so much that when i have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa