Alex Jaynes

Furniture maker, problem solver

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@wallpapermag This article misspells EFFEKT, the design firm. Otherwise great story. https://t.co/OSywsDFbSu

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@samuelfwaldorf @hotdogsladies Screw the algorithm!

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@AlexCox I like to think that if I had a billion dollars I would be pretty chill about it.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

Amazing! Glad you were able to be there.

[Margaret Lazarus Dean @mlazarusdean]

It was so bright that everyone out here has it imprinted in our vision. We are just mashing buttons on our phones blindly

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

Woohoo!

[Margaret Lazarus Dean @mlazarusdean]

We are STILL GO FOR LAUNCH BITCHES 🚀

#Artemis

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@hankgreen 👍

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

For sure

[Daniel Clay @saturdayboxes]

@alexjaynes Agree, however my contention is that actors from outside the region would better serve the principle of suspension-of-disbelief by leaving them all to the imagination.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

In the same way that there is no one British accent, there is no one southern accent.

[Daniel Clay @saturdayboxes]

If you’re acting in a production set in the deep south, and you are not originally from the deep south, for the love of god just skip the accent and play it flat instead. You can’t do it. No matter who you are, or how good you think it is, your southern accent is absurdly bad.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

Wooder in the Court

#JJHoCaseName

[Jennifer Marmor @jmarms]

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A Philly man insists that his wife pronounce certain words with the proper Philadelphia accent. Their daughter wants him to stop!

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@adhdjesse I am terrible at remembering to bring things to work or back home. If something absolutely has to go with me I put it on top of my keys. That way I can’t leave without picking it up. Keys on top doesn’t work because I grab the keys unconsciously.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@lucekel Maybe respond with, ”Yeah… My whole family just died, so I don’t have anyone to shop for. There is always a silver lining!”

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@mlazarusdean To “view” the song…

Do they want me to read the sheet music and imagine what it sounds like?

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@atpfm I’ll second eyebuydirect. Here is my referral link which gets you a $10 credit. https://t.co/yGwhGYIbDp

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

I’m busy helping them clear out bad baked egg dish recipes. You know, their non grata frittata errata.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@jessejanderson I think I like A. What about something like this? Forgive that it’s a quick notes sketch on my phone.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@mlazarusdean That’s early enough that it’s not worth even trying to sleep.

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@RudeMechanic How about cracks, tricks, and shit racks?

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

Woohoo! Congratulations!

[Kelly Luce @lucekel]

WE WON A WHITING! @ElectricLit is “indispensable” and “a map charting literature’s course." 🔥 Feeling proud & lucky to've been a part of this team for 7 years. Props to exec director @HalimahMarcus, EIC @TheDenneMichele, & managing ed @anarasong, & congrats to the other honorees

[Alex Jaynes @alexjaynes]

@lucekel I don’t like to judge, but that is a lot of food for one person.