alex jed

I just wanna get cheese and smoke green with my guys

[alex jed @alexjed7]

Hey sir define terrorist - bibi

[alex jed @alexjed7]

Hey siri where does @elonmusk live

[alex jed @alexjed7]

Hey Jarvis bomb Israel the apartheid state

[alex jed @alexjed7]

@MeatwadFan Nah MN can stay bc of superior I think but send IA to the plains states

[Michael Walchalk @MichaelWalchalk]

The only appropriate way to listen to LiAngelo Ball’s new track 🔥🔥

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

New Year’s Eve Party

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

me and her if i ever go to jail

[alex jed @alexjed7]

@beer_drinker778 Absolute king 🫡

[Diane Montagna @dianemontagna]

Before delivering his Christmas greetings to the Roman Curia this morning, #PopeFrancis informed them: “Yesterday they didn’t let the Patriarch [of Jerusalem, Cardinal Pizzaballa] enter Gaza as they had promised & yesterday children were bombed. This is cruelty. This is not war.”

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

"They shot down their own F-18?"

"Yes sir."

"Do the Houthis have F-18s?"

"No sir, the Houthis have a F-5, but it's unclear if it's combat ready."

"So then what did they think it was?"

"Not sure, could have been a drone."

"Okay. Do their drones look like F-18s?"

"No sir."

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

I find it shameful how U.S presidents are required to go to China, wear silly chinese hats and perform some kind of ritual on the great wall of china.

Really shows how much control China has on internal U.S politics.

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

what a headline

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Charging Luigi with terrorism is part of a broader plan to infiltrate in circles where people expressed no sympathy for the CEO. Just like that woman getting arrested in Florida for telling Blue Cross they're next after she had her claim denied.

They want to ban anti-corporate organizing under the guise of 'terroristic threats'. They're pulling out all the stops to get you to shut up and accept your corporate overlords and never question gangster capitalists profiting off of your misery and death.

[lewis luvr! ⁴⁴ @noirse_44]

Did you guys recreate this part where American soldiers terrorized Iraqi civilians on a daily basis?

[RDOT @RADELORTIZ]

This belong in Disneyvault hall of fame 🤣🤣