Jess Alexander

Idaho Alumni

📍AZ

[Jess Alexander @alexjess33]

*guy talking to me*

"I just dont get why you like Costco so much"

Me: "this isn't working out"

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Megan won a Grammy, graduated from college, and received the 18th congressional district humanitarian award all in one year ❤️

[kay @kaylaboykin53]

I come on twitter to talk to myself publicly

[James @CaucasianJames]

i think if a lot of u started ur day with a bowl of cereal ur outlook on life would be much different. instead u leave the house with an empty stomach and empty heart

[ESPN @espn]

The Ducks move up to No. 3️⃣

@oregonfootball | #CFBPlayoff

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Can't stop thinking about how the 7th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop

[TANI ☆ @TANIRICHES]

need this rose shaped wine glass.

[KTVB.COM @KTVB]

Yes, CPR should be performed at the same tempo as the disco song ‘Stayin’ Alive’ https://t.co/KxsM4ms8hP

[Woodsy Owl @WoodsyOwl]

Today is my 50th birthday! For 50 years, I have been the nation’s original and official environmental icon. On this special day, please think about the many ways you can Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute and Lend a Hand, Care for the Land.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

when an airplane goes by all the dinosaurs get scared

[rico @somethinglovely]

am i annoying???? be honest

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

you don’t live “rent free” in her head bro, you legitimately traumatized her

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

...and I wonder why my back hurts...

[RayChal @rachelslathar]

i firmly believe that a big hug from my boyfriend can fix any bad day & that’s exactly why it sucks so much when i’m away & can’t get one