Alex Kilpatrick

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

It wouldn't bother me to never see dirty @Argentina ever win another #WorldCup game. If their games were really called correctly, they'd never finish a game with 11 on the field...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

Certain actions by certain players, coaches, delegations, and/or fans of certain teams in this #WorldCup - cough, Paraguay, cough, Iran, cough, Algeria, cough, Brazil, cough, cough - make you glad they've been sent home...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else.
- T.R.

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

I wish I could, but I don't want to...
Joey doesn't share food!
We were on a break!
How you doin'?
#Friends #Classics

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

I wish @ThursdayBootCo would embrace zero-drop as an option across their shoe styles. I'd love a #ThursdayBoot Dark Olive Suede Chelsea Boot in a zero-drop configuration.

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

Blind obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

- Albert Einstein

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

This will be the seventh straight Iron Bowl with a unique head coaching matchup.

2019: Saban vs Malzahn
2020: Sarkisian vs Malzahn
2021: Saban vs Harsin
2022: Saban vs Cadillac
2023: Saban vs Freeze
2024: DeBoer vs Freeze
2025: DeBoer vs Durkin

#RollTide
Beat everyone.

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

@UA_Athletics @AlabamaFTBL Why?

Unfortunately, Coach DeBoer just lost the fanbase. That's 6 out of 14 games Alabama was unprepared to play the game...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

The next @LittleDebbie product I purchase will be a Chocolate Chip Cake - or else I'll never purchase another Little Debbie product...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

Hey @ThursdayBootCo - Why won't you guys publish your heel-to-toe drops for your products on your website? I'd be interested in trying your products if I knew which models had a drop of 5mm or less.

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

Modern times require modern proverbs/blessings/curses - so, I proffer the following for consideration:

May every guest in your home treat your bathrooms the way you treat public bathrooms.

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

Hey, @UPS - This looks like five packages, not six!!!

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

Be careful using @UPS to reschedule a delivery if you're going to be away from home for a couple of days. The local UPS office may just decide to return them to sender instead of delivering them to you.

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

I'm now a certified Professional Scrum Master, level I. View my verified achievement from @Scrumdotorg. https://t.co/6uuoGYxmOH via @credly

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

The fool has said in his heart, "Alabama won't ALWAYS be Alabama!"...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

@slmandel So, Lane Kiffin it is, then...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

@ChildersRadio - Bama got left out last season - and promptly took pride in the Bowl game and absolutely destroyed the Big 12 champ...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

Hey, @PeteFiutak - a CFP spot was a sure thing for @FSUFootball if they had only done one thing:

Win convincingly over a @LouisvilleFB team that was just beaten by @UKFootball or over a hapless @GatorsFB team on a 4-game losing streak and a backup QB.

Easy task.
FSU failed.

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

@top4accounting How many accountants does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as it takes to find someone who knows or can figure out how they changed it last year...

[Alex Kilpatrick @AlexK81]

@JewelStaite Good thing it just ended, then...