Alex Kay

Art & Tacos in LA • California • He/His

These statements are solely my opinion, and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer.

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#27 If you are looking for someone with a career and who got his shit together, then why are you on Tinder in your 40’s.

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#26 I’d like a green screen blanket, so I could wrap myself in it and disappear.

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#25 People don’t die. They end their stories.

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#24 I want you to stand in a semicircle. It's an order.

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#23 Why rainbow is not a color? I use it almost every day, and I vouch for it to be officially admitted to a color academy.

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#22 Another roadkill. A chair. Cheer up, dear friend.

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#21 The best New Year resolution is not to make a resolution.

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#20 If somebody would ever spy on me, they would be extremely disappointed with how boring my life is. They may even quit spying after a while.

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#19 I need FBI to investigate Bansky’s prank at Sotheby’s. Who triggered the shredding mechanism? Why Sotheby’s experts didn’t see a huge crack in the frame? Etc.

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#18 When music in a public bathroom stops playing, you realize why it was there in a first place...

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@ShirinBolourchi When I was younger, younger than today, I used to listen to Eagles and Marx in my little communist apartment at Pink Floyd road in the center of Moscow.

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#17 Today, my kebab was vegetarian.

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#16 The beauty of Trump’s time is that we have to question everything.

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#15 I wanted a book about hobbits, but got one about habits. Instead of learning about dragons, I am digging into subconscious patterns and rewards.

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#14 If I make a list of things I need to do, why I never make a list of things I do not need to do? And which of them will be longer?

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#13 I would like to wish happy new upcoming year 4716 to all my Chinese friends!

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#12 We established a unique, I would even say intimate relationship with our cat. Our conversations are deep: a tap on a shoulder - I am bored, pet me; a bite on a feet - I am hungry; a meow - I pooped, come clean after me.

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#11 When I read in a job description ‘should be able to lift 35lbs without assistance’, I think they are hiring a donkey.

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#10 If humans have allergy to cats, why do we think that cats do not have allergy to humans?