Alexander

Kill your heroes. Be gay. Do crime.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@wwworldpeaceee I was also there! Then got lost that night driving back to Pryor, Oklahoma. It took me 4.5 hours.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@drewsesh @Stugotz790 @CSimmsQB Good job. Good effort.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 29 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@ClayCall When I was a wee one I would measure time in Simpson’s episodes

[QueenGrits نحلة @quarantinebee]

Risk factors include living in a society where your value as a human is predetermined by your relation to capital, where you are no longer human, but a commodity to be used to create more capital

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

Enjoy every sandwich.

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

This piece by @AlanSiegelLA where he interviews David Letterman about the iconic Warren Zevon episode of THE LATE SHOW 20 years later is real "dust in your eyes" stuff. https://t.co/rAV0IoIvqx

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

the try guys describing their coworker cheating on his wife as their "trauma" is a great example of how the internet has taken important therapy language and bastardized it into silly little nothings

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@MichaelRyanRuiz

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

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[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Lincoln Riley bout to make a program in Los Angeles matter again and ppl wanted him to stick around eating gravy and biscuits for supper with Maw and Paw in Oklahoma bro supper doesn't even exist in southern California.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

Calling policy that positively changes the lives of millions of people “bribing the voters” makes me think he’s so close to understanding what his job is, but also somehow so far away.

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

Sad to see what’s being done to bribe the voters. Biden's student loan forgiveness plan may win Democrats some votes, but it fuels inflation, foots taxpayers with other people’s financial obligations, is unfair to those who paid their own way & creates irresponsible expectations.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

Yohhei was one of the first people I met after I moved to Portland. Sitting by myself @landmarksaloon and he just started talking to me. Every time after that we’d talk about Stone Cold Steve Austin, for some reason. What a gift. What a loss.

[Eater Portland @eaterpdx]

Yohhei Sato, beloved Portland knife sharpener, dies at 36 https://t.co/SZmVSWurjR

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

Baby has a cold for the first time in her nearly 2 year pandemic life. This morning she went to her room, turned on her bed-time noise machine then crawled into my arms. We’re never leaving the house again.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

Top left just a dude being a freaking dude, man.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@caughtnthecrowd I don’t hate coheed, but I like Mara Volta more. I also like at the drive in more than Mara Volta. Ya dig?

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@USAquarium @HawthorneThtr Will you guys be kicking off at 9pm tonight in Portland?

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

Me and who

[Patrick Verona @TheTVesthetic]

There's only one correct way to celebrate friendship day.

[Patrick Verona @TheTVesthetic]

There's only one correct way to celebrate friendship day.

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@caughtnthecrowd Ohhh right see I was picturing a drive thru window with endless possibilities

[Alexander @alexkelliott]

@caughtnthecrowd Target…drive up?