Alex Kitson

comidien/writor - @[email protected] on the new app

[Alex Kitson @AlexKitson0]

My first comedy album “Must I Paint You a Picture” is out now. It’s a recording of my Edinburgh show this year, from the final night, link is in my bio. I hope you like it

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I don't post here anymore but I'm trying to boost SEO for my ( hilarious read for the summer) funny comedy book. If you are still using this website for some reason you can redeem yourself by buying here. https://t.co/lSjpj0T72R https://t.co/A5ywZyHAvp

[Alex Kitson @AlexKitson0]

Feels appropriate that my final words here are “link in bio”

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FYI. Probably not gonna post on here anymore. Dunno if anyone still out there only follows me here, but if you like my stuff there’s other places. Not deleting this account/app yet - but 🦋 is better and I’m posting there like I used to here. Thanks all, hope you enjoyed 🤙🏻

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If you’re reading this follow me, subscribe to my newsletter, buy my album or something. I’m a comedian trying to make a career without doing online videos and it’s really hard

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Said this before but TV Burp isn’t given the credit it’s due. One of the funniest TV shows of all time - and so incredibly innovative and influential for comedy (before internet humour/memes etc went mainstream) all whilst being watched by millions on Saturday Night ITV. Mental

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Harry Hill trending means the legendary ear cataracts comes back out

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Lots of people’s response to remembering and appreciating something seems to be instinctively demand it be bought back. Wonder if format might feel dated in a world of TikTok, fractured digital landscapes etc.. Having said if they did bring it back I WOULD love to write on it

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Why not start with this one. Which is a short story about Idi Amin being on the Traitors? Which feels quite TV Burp coded in hindsight. https://t.co/hkKotOsFSB

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I occasionally post quasi hot-takes about comedy like this on my newsletter. Which you can sign up to here https://t.co/DjgUOFmpZR

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@MrXBob You’ve misunderstood my point (or only read the first half of my tweet). It was obvs massive and everyone loved it - that’s what’s interesting! Because its style/tone seemed was mimicked by a lot of internet comedy that came after and I rarely see that discussed

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Just about to move to Bluesky and you start getting likes on Twitter again

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(CBT enjoyer waking up with a hangover) So pleased to announce I’m 12 hours sober 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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A ‘riot’ isn’t actually a riot unless it happens in the French village of Riot - if it happens anywhere else it’s technically a sparkling whine

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Normalise having a breaktime at work where everyone in the office goes outside at 11 o’clock and plays football for 20 minutes

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Sorry I didn’t reply. I was avoiding replying to someone else and it gave me a pathological fear of opening the app for about three days

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If dentists want less people to be scared of them. They should stop calling your surgery a dental “practice”. You’ve been doing it for 30 years Gary back yourself

[Alex Kitson @AlexKitson0]

Dad at a Primary school parents evening

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deleting my dating apps bc I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (becoming a nanny and illicitly teaching their 7 children to sing then fleeing the Nazis)

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Testosterone but pronounced like minestrone

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Don't kill spiders with deodorant, it doesn't work. I just sprayed one with Lynx and all it's done is attract hundreds and hundreds of much more attractive female spiders

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@SlideAwayDreams As a Saturday night line-up

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@SlideAwayDreams You’ve been Framed -> TV Burp -> X-Factor is the schedule I remember! Assume it changed over the years