Kate Stone

Award-winning comedy writer. Head of Comedy at VAULT. She/her.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Trump and Netanyahu killed every child in this photo.

Every. Single. One.

Not combatants.
Not militants.

Schoolkids from Minab, Iran.

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[David Nobbs Memorial Trust @NobbsMemorial]

Can you help? Do get in touch!

[David Nobbs Memorial Trust @NobbsMemorial]

We are delighted to announce this year's DNMT New Comedy Writing shortlist. Congratulations to:

Tom Little

Jaskaran Bahia

Lotte Allan

James Boughen

Matthew Mclane

The winner will be revealed in July...

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

Anyone else in East Sussex without running water? @SouthernWater don’t seem to have any reported incidents in the area, waiting to talk to someone… #SouthernWater

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

@Plusnet I made a payment on 22nd March for my broadband bill and you have not acknowledged it. Can you help?

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

Brighton! Come down to the first ever Late Nite with William Stone TONIGHT! Amazing lineup featuring Christy Coysh, Jen Ives, Shalaka Kurup & more! Starts at 8pm at the Caroline of Brunswick https://t.co/Dp6yIB6241

[Alice Lowe @alicelowe]

so I'm chatting about how it's going so far at the BFI on Friday. come along https://t.co/T5zkCVkM7E

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

Cos of the #ClimateCrisis @realDonaldTrump has had to bring his inauguration indoors cos he is too old to cope with the unnatural cold brought on by @elonmusk’s space programme #unnatural #probablybothgay #paedophiles

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

If Joe Biden really wanted to shake things up, he could drop a political nuke by resigning on January 5th.

Here’s the play: Kamala Harris becomes the 47th President of the United States...

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

So exciting, glad to see this endeavour growing thanks to lots of hard work

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Wow! ♥️

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

Well, well, well...

[Rachael Healy @ohrhealy]

Artists who staged shows at Summerhall at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe still haven't received box office takings. Payments became officially late on 1 Nov, but artists have no idea if or when they'll get the money they earned. https://t.co/W5NNKY5bld

[Joseph Dickerson @joekaren46]

MIRROR: Turns out Prince William, who's just launched a big PR Campaign to "End Homelessness", personally owns over 600 Properties, which he Rents out & makes Tens of Millions a year from, while his own tenants are living in Mouldy, Freezing conditions.

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

@BBCsarahsmith @marianaspring #Americast

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

I’d like to understand why Trump supporters have taken to justifying their vote by saying their were better off in 2016, when Trump wasn’t president, Obama was.

[Kate Stone @WellHiKate]

Gross.

[Channel 4 Dispatches @C4Dispatches]

Dispatches can reveal how King Charles and Prince William are making millions from the taxpayer.

In a joint investigation with @thetimes we have uncovered lucrative deals with the armed forces, schools and even the NHS.

[Chortle Comedy @chortle]

Janey Godley dies at 63 | 'She will be remembered for her outspoken comedy... but mostly for just being Janey' https://t.co/KjsbUyXdnb