Alex Kitz

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

@nobull any restock date for the desert knit runners on the horizon? I neeeeed them 🤣

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Puppy Bowl > Super Bowl #popularopinion

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

GRAMMY AWARD WINNER HARRY STYLES 😭😭😭

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Happy 15th Birthday Booger 🎈 @ Livonia, Michigan https://t.co/xwx0T3Yz6o

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

It’s only day 2 and I really want a cookie...

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Happy Holidays 🎄❄️ @ Livonia, Michigan https://t.co/4TtdGhkadR

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Only now is it officially fall... @ Erwin Orchards & Cider Mill https://t.co/k09T3J3dAU

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Oh how I missed the screams of bloody murder from the neighbor kids...#spring #QuarantineLife

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Cheers to the neighbor kid running around outside in only his diaper

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

It’s like all rules for social distancing go out the window at the grocery store...#stayawayfromme

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Anybody else agree that FX is the worst channel ever? More commercial than movie

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

It’s a worm’s world out there right now...at least they’re thriving

[US Foods @USFoods]

Eat and Repeat. Today, let’s repost and encourage people to order takeout or delivery to help support their (or your) favorite restaurants. Snap a photo or video of your meal or what your customers are ordering and tag us along with the hashtag #greatamericantakeout

[juni @boredjuni]

coronavirus this coronavirus that.... can we talk about me for a second??

[marnie the dog @MarnieTheDog]

One time when I got a blow job at petsmart

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

PEOPLE...STOP HOARDING ALL THE TOILET PAPER. I’m actually running low and can’t find it anywhere

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me, holding in a standard issue cough cause i ate a crumbly muffin too fast and don’t want people thinkin i’m corona’d

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Oooof. Barb wins worst mom of the year, hands down.

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

Good luck to whoever ends up with Peter...cause Barb is an absolute psychoooo

[Alex Kitz @alexkitz73]

I think the worst place on earth is the USPS office