Alexa

Tweets aburridos y de lo más tetos, pero soy chida.

[Alexa @alexknowsnoth]

Definitivamente no estoy hecha para el romance

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

me when i finally stand up for myself but end up crying instead 🥹

[Lilián del Carmen 🇵🇸 @Lilian]

¿Un mirrey con conciencia de clase?
A lo mejor México sí gana el mundial, muchaches.

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Australians: “Losing to the US at the World Cup was our most embarrassing moment ever.”

Also Australia:

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Karla Iñiguez ❤️‍🔥 @chilaquilverd]

Estoy convencida de que decirle esto a uno que otro vato me curaría:

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Late diagnosis ADHD is realizing your boomer parents thought all your symptoms were normal because they do the exact same shit.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that voracious reader as a child, the one who was reading for hours at a time, was actually undiagnosed ADHD girlie in hyperfocus.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

when i explain him basic human rights and he says “oh so you are a feminist type woman”

[@LuisValLe @LuisValLe_A]

Yo, mandando mensajes por Excel porque no voy a registrar mi línea telefónica

[Glup Shitto @bethecunt]

The pitt this greys anatomy that.. you guys are focusing on the wrong medical show
https://t.co/dTmbXCTt1b

[musa dos meme @musadosmeme]

“Se algo acontecer comigo, pode ficar com meus bens”

Meus bens:

[geraldine @geraldineraciti]

me tiran la onda como si de veras me fueran a aguantar una ondeada

[sydcarmyholic @ursuchafklberry]

when your parents introduce you to someone and they tell you they used to change your diapers as a baby

[Samwise @samcreazik]

estoy harto de que mi trabajo afecte mi desempeño en letterboxd