@PerfectBar is bringing their seasonal Pumpkin Pie flavor back and giving one lucky winner a 1 YEAR'S SUPPLY of Perfect Bar! #giveaway#perfectbar https://t.co/JBIEWBybXi
Me: what the hell!?
4y/o: what?
Me: people just forget how to drive!
4y/o: what day is it today?
Me: Tuesday
4:why would people forget how to drive on a Tuesday? What’s up with that?
What is it about an airplane flight that triggers people to think, “fuck it, I’m orfering a tomato juice” - and fail to consume it leisurely otherwise?!?
There’s nothing like walking into a public restroom whilst chewing up the last bit of your food... to walk into a toilet decorated with skid marks 🤢💩 #happyending
@EduColorMVMT My name is @alexkruthers . I am an aspiring 2ndary education teacher, and want to learn to be culturally responsive to my students #Educolor