Alex

mad 🌋🍌 pip is ma world(y)

[Rogelio De La Vega @RogelioDeLaVega]

My dermatologist says I have the skin of an incredibly sexy baby.

[no @tbhdolphn]

it's 2016 why is Mario Kart not an app yet

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

tour questions:

q: can i meet u?

a: yes that’s 75% of the reason i tour bc i love meeting y’all so much

q: can i fight u?

a: yes ive been fucking waiting all my life let’s go u little twerp

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

For those who haven’t seen it, here is Messi’s sensational freekick and goal number 600 for @FCBarcelona