alex loftus

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race -janet evanovich

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

What just happened? Watch the official teaser trailer for #SpiderManNoWayHome, exclusively in movie theaters December 17. @SpiderManMovie

[IMDb @IMDb]

In honor of his birthday, we're looking back at the film and television career of #RobinWilliams. Which role is your favorite? https://t.co/eMB0OYhMao

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

From the end credits to the endgame...

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

JoePa Run still the GOAT

[Rob Lowe @RobLowe]

No one bother me for the next few hours. I need to really focus on this. Thank you. https://t.co/qrjsmE2Ia0

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Good call... https://t.co/QSKw085lOw

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Philly remembering Bud Light's twitter promise to supply the city with beer if the Eagles win the Super Bowl vs. Bud Light remembering:

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

@BenSPLATT forever

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

2017 brought the iPhone X and the “Skip Intro” button on Netflix. It’s been a pretty big year.

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Woman at Verizon told my mom that cell phones could spontaneously catch fire in bed at night-expecting standard alarm clock from Santa 2017

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

iOS 11 emoji update leaked.... @Liya&Chloe

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Cody Miller is clearly a strong believer in "first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a treasure chest" #USA #Rio2016

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

@megan_loftus_ removes dad from family group chat, he makes new one, she removes him.... Dude, bow out @dad

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Poor JoJo #TheBachelorette

1-unemployed skater
2-vinny circa Jersey Shore
3-stalker
4-worst sex she'll ever have

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

All I want for my birthday is for someone to go see Batman vs. Superman with me.... This is not low key

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

When you start a new group project & get their numbers to start a group text and one of them doesn't have an iPhone so everything is green<<

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

I'm not saying I'm drinking alone but "Over the Rainbow" might be the greatest song ever written.

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Yesterday, teacher cancelled my last class on Fri before spring break..Today, diff teacher cancelled my 9am on March 31st. HPBD month to me!

[alex loftus @alexloftus_]

Damn.... JoJo's brother for #TheBachelor 🔥