Alex Mac

see you in hell

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

I’m just a bill And life is a nightmare

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

Hispanic? What about her panic

[william somerset mom @g1Lr0yy]

The scientists after conducting the prison experiment:

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I was the intimacy coordinator on the set of Stuart Little

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

My mom said she likes my vibe

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Ten likes and I’ll feed him a worm

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

At Arby's we're like family. We hurt each other. We yell

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

My sister and I played Barbies and in Rachel’s Version the dolls were spies and one time evil doctors removed Barbie’s heart to see how long she could live without it and whether or not the heart would keep beating I hope that’s in the movie

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

It’s so funny how they say common sense gun laws will “give the government too much power” but posting armed police units in every single school would be very normal and fine and not have any negative repercussions

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

I don’t even want to be famous I just know I would kill as a talk show guest

[JP @jpbrammer]

I make myself a little pasta…

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

God gave me big knees

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

I’m so proud of Lori Lightfoot. Girls can do anything

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

I recently found out my bf plays this golf video game as a male version of me. His name is “Alex McLoad”

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

boobs and bellybutton look like a dumb little face

[Alex Mac @alexmacleo7]

Are people thin because they do yoga or do they do yoga because they’re thin?