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scam likely

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

I mostly like “find my” because I can see how close someone is to my house and time it so it looks like I’ve been getting ready the whole time and not sitting on my couch taking close up pictures of my dog.

[ღ @stfnigg]

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me.

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don’t know

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

one of my dogs is on back pills, the other is on anxiety meds and together they’re my pill poppin puppies that cost me $300 every 3 months 🙃

[peter @arabatman_]

Saying “locking in” at work then proceeding to do the bare minimum

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

so glad I have a camera in my living room so I can watch draco lick my new couch with his death breath 😑

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

he threw up under my bed so as punishment im giving him body dysmorphia

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

been slacking on my capitalism and didn’t shop on amazon for the whole month of september so I made up for it yesterday and ordered 12 things 🫠

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

coolest thing I’ve done recently 😎

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

comparing myself to my girl dog on the regular because we both have too much hair and weird emotions.

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

I wonder how many times a day I tell my dog he’s a sleepy guy

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

me *awake, smells coffee*
my stomach:

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

me at work

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Sorry I’m late, but I have to go home early.

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

@AMAZlNGNATURE what pixar movie is this?

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

candid of me being offered a cigarette on a night out

[ᴬˡᵉˣ 🌙 @alexmayfield]

the art. the artist.

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

my main goal is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

[jynx @jynxbby]

idk why doctors only give stickers to kids?

like hello i was also brave today