Alex M.

If you're looking for us, we're the cloud of dust a few miles outta town

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

@NiggaCommentary @barrettjohnson7

[Drunk America 🇺🇸 @drunkamerica]

#ThingsITrustMoreThanHillaryClinton

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Epic student section distraction during high school game 😂 (via @StoriedRivals)
https://t.co/fD05SdmFXE

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

@Mirandapaigew11 thank you rim dawg!

[Miranda Wallace @Mirandapaigew11]

Happy birthday to my favorite hooligan in the world, @alexmcgaha! I hope ur day is as KWL as u r 😘😘🎉🎉

[Michael Risner @michaelrisner7]

I definitely get tired. #IDGT

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Having to sit out the front lawn brawl because you have two alcoholic beverages taped to your hands. #TFM

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

"@nflreaction: Twitter is relentless https://t.co/E7WEPcAFSm" @Wil_Da_Beast65 @KyleLassiter @mRDeen_ @BS32_Era @nick_akers07

[Parker Spaulding @Park_Spaulding]

@alexmcgaha @jdherren and I were just the last 3 people left in the library. That'll probably never happen again....

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

Pretty sure UAM has more weirdos than any other college

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

She don't love you, she's just lonely 🎶

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

You ain't worth the whiskey

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

"@_CollegeHumor_: How I feel after eating http://t.co/S82sT1zr3B"@Tbookie3

[Alex M. @alexmcgaha]

Slow as the Mississippi, strong as a fifth of whiskey, I wanna love you like that.

[Hayden Harrod @_harrod]

“@MensHumor: No Shave November. Expectation vs. Reality”