Alex Usry

STL

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

*picks up a tooth* Camille and also me #SharpObjects

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Has anyone else ever tried to write their own name?! #survivor #survivor51

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

#survivor #survivor50

Joe:

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Super Bowl commercials just being celebrities and AI is so boringgg. Bring back back my boys! #SuperBowl

[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

“Think not of the books you’ve bought as a ‘to be read’ pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood.”

-Luc van Donkersgoed

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Everyone grieves differently”

Erika Kirk:

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Take a drink every time they say "clock-tick" in #WickedForGood

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

cut together deborah vance’s and reese witherspoon’s arrest tapes it’s truly word for word #hacks

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

MIZ-SAD 😭

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Hulu honey...

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Idk about this season of #YellowJackets so far

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Tom Sandoval: Girls are better cheaters.

Bitch, what?? 😂 #TheTraitors #Traitors

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

No context spoiler #Nosferatu

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Bring back the old finales and reunions, please. 😩 #survivor47 #Survivor

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Everyone was willing to give up their shot in the dark because the shot in the dark is DUMB #survivor

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

Why do college football kickers always look like they're 45 years old?

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

[Alex Usry @AlexMcUsry]

@KarenKilgariff

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when vampire weekend was like “who gives a fuck about the oxford comma” it’s just like… well, me! and frankly you should, too. if you’re not using oxford commas you’re messy and you’re chaotic and I don’t trust you