alex

yikes

[alex @alexmdecks]

@mm_conroy Excuse you your hottest years are right now

[ن @poeitius]

cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way.

[Aliya Langley @aliyalangley]

The bachelor franchise has done a lot of shitty things and I have been watching this show for years but the decision to show a proposal that ends in heartbreak to Jenn in front of her ex & in a live studio audience is one of the cruelest things they’ve ever done. #thebachelorette

[alex @alexmdecks]

My mom just showed me a pic of
two women getting married and doing a first look of their dresses and said “look two sisters got married on the same day and had the same dress!” The delusion is real Donna

[alex @alexmdecks]

@mm_conroy I look forward to your graphs and revenge plan

[alex @alexmdecks]

A big fuck you to whoever stole my cap and gown package off my porch, opened it, then left it in a puddle in the alley.

[alex @alexmdecks]

@mm_conroy I’m sorry you did what???

[alex @alexmdecks]

@themandalorian #mandalorianout

[alex @alexmdecks]

@unbotheredjenn I can guarantee you she would LOVE that

[alex @alexmdecks]

I love working in social services but I will never not be destroyed by the fact that every system is designed to fail those who need the most help. It is heartbreaking and frustrating beyond belief.

[alex @alexmdecks]

@AudleyGlove MELTING MY DAMN HEART

[alex @alexmdecks]

My future sister in law got on a fucking SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL

[alex @alexmdecks]

@log4nb3rry At least it wasn’t tiktok

[alex @alexmdecks]

Tell me why I just got a notification that my dead grandmother is now on Snapchat

[alex @alexmdecks]

@AudleyGlove This is so cute

[alex @alexmdecks]

Why do I get drunker with my parents than I do at home this is ridiculous

[alex @alexmdecks]

My favorite thing about the holidays is my family members asking for my “therapy” advice then getting flustered when I get too real with them

[alise ౨ৎ @thundersirens]

obviously i don’t agree with him. but they kept r kelly, marilyn manson, morgan wallen, and joe rogan. if you’re gonna remove him. remove all of them.

[alex @alexmdecks]

I physically cannot eat popcorn in any other way than shoving as much in my mouth as possible