alex noriega

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

Just bet ¥3,000,000 that i will live until I’m 150 years old. If you see me, give me water and vegetables from now on

[Jaret Gold @JaretGold]

This USA team is a James Franklin team.

Looked great against opponents ranked in the 20-40s. Garnered a bunch of hype.

Now playing a top-10 team and are actively shitting themselves on the field.

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

Gianni Infantino

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

@LauraLoomer

[steve ceruti @Ceruti]

Ball knowers knew

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

pain🥲

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Imagine 2 years ago telling Mike Brown that De'Aaron Fox would win him a championship

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

@GrowTheGolfGame @ArtistGolferJon @joaconiemann He sucks

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

@jerichsen66 talking slope rating in professional golf tells me everything i need to know about your golf takes

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Our leaders are supposed to bring down the temperature, create stability, and unite us. Instead, we’re encouraged to fight with one another. It’s terribly sad and I won’t take the bait. I wish you an amazing day and hope you find happiness.

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

see my pinned tweet

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Chinese scientists are reportedly developing a new drug designed to extend the human lifespan as it could potentially allow people to live up to 150 years.

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

@ptcakeptcake

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

If this ends tied Europe does not get to retain.

You do not get to retain using the envelope. Just can’t let that happen.

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

4 people around me on my flight are watching The Big Short…there’s a bubble

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

This looks like one of those elementary school English assignments they gave us where you have to find and fix all the grammatical errors

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

@ptcakeptcake Can i get a Barbie review next?

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

@Brians_webpage1 Inferred!

[alex noriega @alexnorg2]

@BarstoolBigCat Don’t get political

[Carolyn Zacharias @heycarolynz]

Couldn’t help myself and had to do the edit.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Somehow yesterday was like the combination of all of these things. All in just the back nine.

[Jessica Nutt @JessicaNutt96]

The plan? We’ll start a sparkling wine business out of Champaign, IL