Alex Alvarado

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[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

My gawd… are we witnessing the dawn of the Legion of Bruise?!
#GoHawks

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

@MensRoomLive Did Ted spell "Choclate"?

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

“Fall”

…really?!!

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

WOW @pandoramusic
That is in REAL bad taste 🤮
#RIPLiamPayne #OneDirection

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Unless you’re purposely trying to set up the Touchdown Tacos, then I’ll just shut up 🤣

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Hey @MikeKISW I hear that you raised up the ante with a costume “idea” for the losing team from #FantasyFootball at #HalloweenHullaballo.
Will you raise it again and make it so the team that comes last ON THE DAY (and not overall) has to do it?

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Wordle 1,095 2/6*
Wooo!! Hella killed it for real today.
And yeah, I still do Wordle because I’m 300 years old and I’m just waiting for the curse to take me out.

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[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Wordle 1,092 2/6* #yeahgetsome #pridemonth

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[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

#IStandWith @TheeTedSmith: if I invite you to a cook out, you will get a CHEESE burger unless you speak up and ask otherwise 🍔
I shouldn’t have to ask you, you weirdo 🤣

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

I wonder if the casket will fit.

What?…… too soon?

#outofjuice

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

As much as I deeply despise the TSA I have to keep reminding myself of the root cause.

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

This isn’t said often enough anymore:

FUCK YOU Osama Bin Laden.

I’m glad that you are hella dead and burning in the hottest of Hells.

Fuck you for what you did to American lives and families.

Also, fuck you to an even deeper hell for triggering the creation of the TSA.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

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[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Bruh, this one was 99% luck, and 1% Epic overflow. Wordle 1,019 2/6*

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[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

The Dude has spoken Wordle 1,004 2/6*

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[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

@Ashhhhily Dude’s so tiny it would have literally slipped off his finger. So he let it activity slip off instead.

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Today I’m writing the date as 2*12=24

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

@MensRoomLive

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

@MensRoomLive My vote is in... and now if you excuse me, I'm going to go listen to Ludacris' What's Your Fantasy

[Alex Alvarado @alexnow]

Intuitive AI typing is just Clippy's return after silently watching us for a while.