Alex

Alex | 28 | NL | Leaf's fan | Always cold

[Things My Wife Says High @Sheswaytoohigh]

I'm a snake breeder.
[she's not]

[Things My Wife Says High @Sheswaytoohigh]

[There's no clear way to tweet this, but she's under the impression that the only reason our dogs don't say words back to us is that they don't practice]

[Russell Wangersky @Wangersky]

Everyone should work in the service industry before ever, ever complaining in any way about service industry workers. Period.

[Alex @alexonarock]

Run The Jewels - Walking In The Snow #BlackLivesMatter

[Alex @alexonarock]

#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #icantbreathe #BlackLivesMatter

[Alex @alexonarock]

@emmariefaulkner Looks great!

[Bonk's Mullet @BonksMullet]

When I was moving away from West Philly, I posted all my stuff on Craigslist. A man came to buy my TV. He was Black.

When he was leaving with the TV, he paused for a moment, and I'll never forget the look of embarrassment on his face. He asked me:

[Alex @alexonarock]

All lives can't matter until black lives matter. #BlackLivesMatter

[Alex @alexonarock]

My boyfriend when he showers:
*him singing our dog's name*
"Gilmourrrrrrr"
"There's a Gilmourrr"
"Mannnnnn"
"Gilmour..."

Okaaaaay
@HughVsDignity

[Alex @alexonarock]

How did I forget how good Grey's is? This is my third time...

[Alex @alexonarock]

I may or may not be watching Grey's for the 3rd time
#GreysAnatomy

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

GIF stands for Gosh, It’s Fucked now. Mandy has spoken. 🤣👏🏽

[Alex @alexonarock]

Me: Currently making soup in the kitchen
*hears from a distance*
@HughVsDignity: "Greg and I watched the sunrise with a cigarette."
Trying to tell me something bud?

[Alex @alexonarock]

Also #UnpopularOpinion (see previous opinion) THOSE GRAPES COULD HAVE BEEN WINE HOW DARE YOU
#endrant ....maybe

[Alex @alexonarock]

#UnpopularOpinion but I hate raisins. Whoever decided to ruin grapes to make RAISINS might just be psycho.
#rant

[Hugh Campbell @HughVsDignity]

Quarantine day ???

[Yelling for absolutely no reason]
Me: WHY DON'T WE CALL GREEN ONIONS 'GRUNIONS'?
@alexonarock: WE DO NOW

[Alex @alexonarock]

@emmariefaulkner 💜 you!!

[Alex @alexonarock]

Dressed up to impress the dogs I guess
#ootd

[Alex @alexonarock]

Hockey is something I found to really help with my mental health. I miss hockey.
#leafsnation

[Alex @alexonarock]

He left out the part about him saying we can't have any more or any less because it's the perfect number.

[Hugh Campbell @HughVsDignity]

I reached the point where I decided to count the number of coasters in the house. There are 69. Nice. Also, that's so many coasters.