Alex Partakis

[Alex Partakis @alexpartakis]

@little_eeee Ena, she’s absolutely beautiful and it looks like you’re doing an amazing job. Keep going and keep your head held high.

[Nick Cohen @NickCohen4]

Why do politicians and journalist s treat Cummings as a Machiavellian genius when everything he touches turns to dirt asks @MarinaHyde https://t.co/ROUbxneuAd

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

Contentender for best comeback in the history of twitter...

[Edwin van der Sar @vdsar1970]

Dear @ManUtd,

Enjoy the Future. ♥️

#DreamLikeDonny

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

One of the best things I’ve read for a long, long time, and certainly the most disturbingly informative https://t.co/1EP3OTxJRm

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

haven’t done a double tuck since I was probably 13 - here you go

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Rutherford (Kiwi) split the atom, Bell (Scot) invented the telephone, Berners-Lee (Brit) invented the WWW, ‘settling’ the Wild West=murdering the Native Americans, the 2 WWs not all yr own work. Otherwise you’re good to go.

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Happy Father’s Day

An all-time moment here 😭😭😭

[Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b]

If you're wondering where the thinking grown-ups have gone, they're on CBeebies

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Couldn’t put it better

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

More from Dominic Cummings...

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

An unauthorised journey was taken by a government adviser. The advisor will not be removed and we are not investigating the matter.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

I hope and expect that when this Civil Servant is identified, the government will accept that they were simply following instinct and doing what any reasonable person would do.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Another one to bring a bit of cheer this Monday 🤣

If you are wearing a face mask while on public transport (or anywhere else for that matter), please make sure you wear it properly...

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

No comment..

[Danny💙 @PaedsNurseDanny]

These doctors have put their pictures on their PPE so that their patients can see who is looking after them, this is such a nice idea ☺️

[emma freud 💙 🔴 @emmafreud]

This 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Great social distancing poster. Watch #Peston tonight at 10.45 for more - ITV @itvpeston