Alexandra

cat mom, true crime lover, wine fanatic

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

I have a running theory that only republicans wear hey dudes

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

petition to start setting statuses on work instant messaging like we did on MSN messenger in 2011

*~^https://t.co/SrTFMsOyDr.sports^~*

[Netflix @netflix]

You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you...

to know that all five films in The Twilight Saga are coming to Netflix (in The US) on July 16!

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

twilight characters as cats - a thread:

[Iowa Chill Show @iowachillshow]

My body is not a temple it is a storage unit for Caseys pizza

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

Declaring this the summer of no thinky

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

Me lightly drunk before my 4:49 flight

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

y’all ever met a conservative cat person? Need to know plz vote

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

@smartzypants well that hit a little too close to home

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

@grothclaire Also I’m my favorite topic so it’s pretty ideal actually

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

@grothclaire my hero ♥️

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

@grothclaire where from I need to know more

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

Where were they when we needed them most

[Alexandra @AlexPattt]

@CamronGriffinRo fun fact! You can actually swear on whatever book you want, could be a cookbook if you so choose, doesn’t have anything to do with the Bible, that just so happens to be the one most people chose for the last however long