pav

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i really wish we only had news like this on the internet

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

POV: You’re a British citizen who just installed an air conditioner:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

Quite literally birthing the next coven of baddies

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

it's like watching mona lisa being painted and all

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[MRD4YTONA bot @MRD4YTONA]

Jesus shared thy bread

[Rob. @Robsitoo]

mi mente me dice que esto es un tiramisú

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When you're done crying and you look at yourself in the mirror

[julieta 🌞🇵🇸 @lajuliabarish]

ah estupendo ahora ademas de sola parece que tienes problemas mentales

[lula neoliberal @nextlevelbiel]

diva

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

oh to be loved to the point of invention

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[ً @prinkasusa]

Men will walk around shirtless, piss in public, and send unsolicited d!ck pics without shame, but suddenly society loses its mind when a woman breastfeeds her own BABY.