Alex

26, English Literature MA graduate from Newcastle University, Evertonian, editor and lefty scum

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

Liam Gallagher's on the roof of the Midland Hotel! #LiamGallagher

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@notcapnamerica No-one in the UK thinks that's particularly hot, The Mirror are just desperate to publish a story about a heatwave because it gets clicks, especially with how shit our summer has been so far

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@mrdavemacleod

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@FinKitch

[Lady Michelle Mone @MichelleMone]

Hi @JimBethell.

You seem to have mysteriously discovered access to your text messages from 2020.

Now you’ve finally found them, will you be sending them all to the Covid inquiry? 🍿

[Bricky🧱 @Bricky67_]

With it being a year since Lizzys death tomorrow, let’s look back at the best chant scottish football has ever produced

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

I'm heading to The Other Place as this cess pool dies

https://t.co/PnJzdTLdTO

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

Up the fucken toffees m8

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@THT1878 @elonmusk Coz Elon musk is as inept as our board 😂

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

Perennially relevant with @Everton. What the hell is taking so long?!?

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

Waiting for Koeman like...

[Ted Milligan @MilliganTed]

I have made every James Bond opening titles with different FIFA Songs in what can only be described as a total a waste of a day. Hope someone enjoys.

A THREAD:

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@Laura_Smidge Both paintings were protected with glass and weren't damaged at all. You know what is being damaged irrevocably? The planet, by the fossil fuel industry.

I don't necessarily think this is the best tactic btw but the headline makes out its much worse that it is.

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@BeckettUnite God save the kerching

[EJ ✨🩷🔮 @ewolamme]

prince william mid peg getting *that* phone call

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@grandoldteam @Everton Beating Sunderland 7-1

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@TacticallyMatt It's Koeman signing 3 10s all over again

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Been about five years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@grandoldteam Everton looking at Cristiano Ronaldo as a potential Richarlison replacement

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@kcjt1985 Moise Kean's gonna come back just for the dances

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@BackBoris2022 @MatthewStadlen @Conservatives The Russians sponsor the Tory Party, is it the Conservatives' war?

[Alex @alexpeden1997]

@robrousseau