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blade putter and one handed backhand enthusiast

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@colemellendorf Best time to plant a tree…

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No people be getting on my fucking NERVE

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https://t.co/1jfbi5UNuV

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Baseball radar guns are juiced these days - like 3 players in the 90’s were throwing 100. Now you’re telling me that every team has a guy throwing Hadouken 105mph fastballs. Get real.

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@colemellendorf Bought cards then. Buy cards today. Will buy cards tomorrow

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Is there anything more human than eating shredded cheese out the bag?

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Hug your dogs everyday but especially today please #wisco

[Young Simba @the2kmessiah]

Stephen A
Chalamet
Have It Your Way
Pacers In 6

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS.

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@WorldWideWob SAY IT!

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Been a few years but just wanted everyone to know my travel curse has never ended. Tonight, at the very second we were about to lift off - we hit a hawk and pilots slammed on the brakes/reverse thrust. Flight cancelled. Shoutout the pilots tho for real. @AmericanAir

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In-n-out fries taste like they were 3D printed. Worst fries in the game

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I’m going to free climb the LPAC climbing wall this summer

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@AGRPurdue1899 @itsAntWright LOLLL

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Everyone knows “no rush” is code for “call asap”

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Shoutout to my mom who will send the most vague texts known to man asking me to call her which immediately leads me to think it’s an emergency and drop everything.

Nah, she just wanted to yap

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If nobody got me, I know Jack’s Pizza got me

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@kokinakkis2 Trash. Hate to say it but he doesn’t know ball