Alex Pomes

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

I’m never voting @thedemocrats again. They let this happen. That whole party needs to be put out of its misery, starting with Chuck. Whoever runs this account, please show him this and tell him I hope he knows his legacy is one of weakness, apathy, and cowardice

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

If you voted for this, I hope you suffer

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

They should do a “Brave Little Toaster” remake with modern appliances like a roomba, a keurig, and a vibrator

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

Power went off for a second and immediately came back on and for some reason the printer started printing a test page and the roomba started saying it was stuck

I’m very stoned and thought the robots were coming to kill me

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

Just trying to finish all the dishes and laundry before the power goes out.

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

My toxic trait is that I already ate all my hurricane snacks.

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

Which shit show y’all watching? Hurricane or debate?

[The NOLA Project @theNOLAproject]

We 💜💚💛 our Parade Cam fam! Visit https://t.co/mG3JUJqEqM to see TNP ensemble members and friends of the company host this year's Carnival live feed.

[The NOLA Project @theNOLAproject]

The clowns have all come home for the holidays! Pile into the car on 12/11 and sing an @AdamSzymkowicz clown carol with us at @TheDominoLA. All proceeds go toward TNP’s year-end campaign. ℹ️: https://t.co/M81fAWEEQP

[The NOLA Project @theNOLAproject]

It was a sweet (16) send-off for Artistic Director A.J. Allegra at Happy Raptor Distilling. Thanks to all who joined in person and virtually as we celebrated nearly two decades of BOLD leadership! 🍻

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

I’m a New Orleans 7, but I’m an Alabama water park 12.

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

Me: doesn’t eat, doesn’t drink water, takes meds, has 3 cups of coffee

Also me: why do I feel like shit all the time?

[New Orleans City Park @NOLACityPark]

🎥 @WGNOtv and @WildBillonTV popped by the Park for a piece on pickleball!

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

Can people stop taking pictures of themselves holding the hand of a dying loved one in their hospital bed? It’s weird and you’re not Tim Burton.

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

@michaelkrik @nattybobo Touché

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

Why. Is. It. Cold. Again. #whyisitcoldagain

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

@nattybobo If it’s not beach weather, I’m out.

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

@thevainbrain @Popeyes @5gum Haha thanks for the plug

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

@thevainbrain @Popeyes @5gum Help with what?

[Alex Pomes @AlexPomes]

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