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advocate for criminal (in)justice system reform; let’s golden rule our way into better treatment of humans.

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@Andy @BravoTV … watching housewives of Salt Lake City reunion part 2 and SHOCKED no one seems to acknowledge Mary Crosby’s behavior = she is either (1) high on drugs OR (2) she has a psychiatric illness and is unmedicated.

[New York Post @nypost]

Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada buy cashmere from farms that abuse goats: PETA https://t.co/fHOH0ZhQlx

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@yassofroyo YOU HAVENT GIVEN ME ANY LOVE THIS WEEK

And I feel abandoned.

Also - been meaning to ask … what made y’all change the chocolate coating on the chocolate crunch - sea salt caramel bars?!

(What?! You think I wouldn’t notice?!)

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@RyanShead @KlierKaye @britneyspears Same! Re the depression vs mania aspect

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@tacobell soooo “nobody made any, so we don’t have any”

[Mo ✨ @monique11__]

I’ll never understand why people with the biggest hearts and selfless attitudes suffer the most pain and loss.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

34 percent of Harvard students are white. 43 percent of those students are either legacies, children of faculty, kin of donors or a recruited athlete. 75 percent of them would not have gotten in if not for special status (National Bureau of Economic Research).

But when in doubt, blame the Black people!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Y’all remember when the FCC almost sued me cuz I performed WAP at the Grammys? What about when all the republicans literally harassed me over it? On the news everyday… Y’all remember? Oooohhh cuz I do

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@TylerBaltierra This is an incredible post and I appreciate your open gratitude and respect for women!

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@bobbytooyoung @Guayaki Omg YES YES YES CRANBEREY POMMY BUT DIET PEEEEEAS

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@RCoughlinPetco #dosomething #petco

[Esquired @thevainbrain]

@Petco @petcolove let’s try this again.
CAT
IN YOUR CARE
AT YOUR STORE
NEEDS
MEDICAL
ATTENTION.

The irony in making a complaint of ANIMAL ABUSE and the perpetrator? #petco

@peta @ARFtweets @CoCoSheriff @walnutcreekpd @WalnutCreekGov

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No one has even given him a name yet, so I call him “Mister,” needs to be seen by a Vet. On Sat. on Sun. on Monday & NOW, still nothing. Almost Tues, and @Petco still continues its neglect. #dosomething

@PetSmart @PetSmartChariTs @Chewy SOS! Can you help at all?!

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@Petco @petcolove URGENT!!!!!! There is a cat at your store in your care who NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION. Now!!!!!!

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@Guayaki I acknowledge I’m 10000% addicted to you. But I’m all out of cranberry pomegranate and so is every seller around town. I’ve even drank all of my background stash. And I can’t find my hidden stash (backup x2) - PLEASE GIMME SOON OR I MAY NOT EVER KNOW HAPPINESS AGAIN

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@Safeway @AlbertsonsCos

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@yassofroyo the person/s responsible for your twitter game deserves a raise. My thought for the day. #justsayin

[SFGATE @SFGate]

The man died after he was struck by a driver while helping a family of ducks cross a roadway, according to witnesses. https://t.co/jHAbAySltp

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@SFGate Oh my. I was just doing this on Monday!!!!

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@danabrams Definitely not my initial thought when I saw this little lineup.