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[Spirit Desire @ode222thetrees]

I HATE WALKING ON EGGSHELLS!!!!!!!! I Want to walk on freedom!!!!!! Expression!!!! Radical honesty!!!!! Unwavering loyalty!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

[dolly ⁹⁹ @sieunistaken]

its so stupid 😭

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

U let them shenan once they’ll shenanigan

[Shadow the Rat @Rattrixs]

Out of all my rats, Toast is by far the easiest to photograph! She seems to understand that she needs to pose, and every photo session with her ends up with the majority of photos being ones that I like. Her signature pose has to be this derpy smile - its too cute!

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if alcohol damages your short term memory imagine what alcohol can do

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[alex @alexpoulx]

funny you should say that

[꩜ @laylology]

My sexual fantasy is someone taking a candid photo of me in a black bikini sitting on a rock by the ocean

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

just because i have an opinion on something doesn’t mean i don’t have the exact opposite opinion on it as well. i don’t know who i am

[alex @alexpoulx]

@InternetH0F this is my biggest claim 2 fame

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[ok @slugcharmer]

this is what i’d tweet if i was kidnapped & needed ppl to find me

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

sorry yeah I will go to sleep I just need to check every single website

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

Harry Potter meeting his godfather

[clare @sadderlizards]

today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

I love the raccoon's reactions when they're caught.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

she stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntressry with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

The Little Mermaid (Director’s Cut)

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

LOL MY FAULT $WEETHEART