Alex.

I mainly tweet about shit tv/films tbh

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@TLRailUK why do your trains never, ever, EVER run on time? Not sure I’ve ever actually used one that wasn’t either late, or got me to my destination late.

What’s that about?

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

#GBBO An amateur Baker [who’s expected to make a perfectly baked, iced and decorated grand cake; which any professional would likely spend up to 12 hours making, in four and a half hours. And it must be at least 1.2m long]:

Paul Hollywood: It looks a little bit rushed 😑

Baker:

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

April is definitely one of those girls who tell people that they only have guy friends because “other girls are too much drama” or because “other girls just don’t like me for some reason..💅🏻” #MAFSUK

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

I quite like a bigger guy and Dean is a cutie with dimples for days, but the rapping and cheesy jokes are icky so I’m with Sarah there. Can she stop banging on about tattoos and liking men who look like they’ve just walked out of jail though as it’s almost as cringe tbh
#MAFSUK

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@fionaharv What a gross thing to say about another woman you’ve never met

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

What drugs is Mickey Rourke on because I want some #CBBUK

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@__jodie___ @schlimmer83 😂 👏

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

Liam’s eyebrows have gone back to normal now! Am I somehow drunk? #TheApprentice

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

Is it just my shit tv or are Liam’s eyebrows just bits of paper stuck on his forehead?
#TheApprentice

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@Se_Railway @TLRailUK Ridiculous. And yeah don’t worry I have, you guys already charge criminal amounts and you can’t even run an efficient service. So poor 😒

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@Se_Railway @TLRailUK Can you please tell me if the 17:12 from stone crossing to Northfleet is still running? As yesterday it said it was on time right up to the last minute where it was delayed then cancelled. I don’t want to have to wait on the platform for 45 mins again!

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@Se_Railway @TLRailUK Explain this then? This is the second day in a row this has happened it’s pathetic!

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@dykstra28 Haha no way! 😂

‘How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?’

[pk @starrburggg]

lochlan meditating and remembering last night #WhiteLotus

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@Se_Railway @TLRailUK here we go again! Is there ever a day when these particular trains are running on time? Absolute joke as always thanks 👏 😒

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@TLRailUK @Se_Railway It’s all the time though! Always lame excuses as well. Maybe get some more staff or lower your prices if there are only going to be half the number of trains 😒

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@Se_Railway @TLRailUK AGAIN?! YOU ARE THE ACTUAL WORST!!!! 😡😡

I now have to wait for 40 minutes at stone crossing overall, AND I’m going to miss my doctors appointment that I’ve waited weeks for!

Diabolical service as usual, at least you’re consistent there!

[Alex. @alexpractice89]

@TLRailUK @Se_Railway Northfleet from stone crossing

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Lacey’s obsession with being famous is properly embarrassing. The only reason Nathan should have to thank her is now he doesn’t have see her weird mum or sister ever again #MAFSUK

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A mash up of the two most disastrous series of #MAFSUK together at a dinner party?