Alex Robinson

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

Alex Robinson awoke one morning from uneasy dreams and found himself transformed in his bed into a restructured boneless pork patty shaped like a miniature rack of ribs, barbecue sauce, onions, and pickles served on a 5 1⁄2 inch roll.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@DaveScheidt In other weird ALF deeplore, lol we tried so hard to ALFpill New Haven but they wouldn't have it:

https://t.co/5M7y7Nu4mi

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@DaveScheidt My dad worked with ALF's creator Paul Fusco, though iirc it was pre-ALF. It was for a children's show (with puppets ofc) for public access TV in Connecticut, sometime in the 80s. The character was TX Critter, like a proto-ALF. My dad drew coloring books for it!

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@robotortoise @AlexRochonVA I was raised by lesbians who themselves dropped the f-slur. I'm disabled and dropped the r-slur all the time. We realized it was hurtful to people and stopped. That took time, exposure to the right things, a lot of growing up, and patience all around. All we want is to be kind.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

Unless something catastrophic happens, I probably won't use this app anymore. Nothing here makes sense anymore and after 14 years, the only tweet I'm happy about involves a dream about Meat Loaf. Not even the food, the singer.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@JeffBetten "Wolfman, oh Wolfman, oh Wolfman, howl. Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul."

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@xoxogossipgita Dude screw this weirdo, you rule. Your review was great and brought up thoughtful points that other reviews didn't even come close to considering.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

New fun fact about the We ❤ Katamari remake: they either upped the prices of items found in the Save the Red Pandas level... or inflation has finally caught up to the Katamari universe.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

We ❤ Katamari remaster and a new Bob Dylan album in one day. Middle school me is thrashing about in asthmatic joy.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

I'm positive that nobody who reviewed Harvestella played to the end of the game. Granted, It's six bajillion hours long but NO one talked about how buck wild the story is.

Is it a farming sim?

Is it an RPG?

No. It's a Soviet era sci-fi film where you can marry a unicorn.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@annie_ebee My mom's maiden name is DeLaurier, so when The Warriors came out she'd be walking home from school and kids would chant "DeLaurierrr, come out and play-yay" like they do in the movie. She hates that movie, which is real weird cause it has tons of rollerskating lesbians.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@amatetic @Imani_Barbarin I'm with you on this - by law I'm permanently disabled but since it's a chronic/invisible illness I get lot of doubt from people who don't understand. It really does lead to a weird sense of imposter syndrome - all on top of being sick. But your experience and your truth is real.

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

happy holidays to jesus christ and his twin vampire sister camilla

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@annie_ebee shockingly not me, but we caught my sister eating a stick with the fridge door open once. I now have to outlive her so I can carve "butter eater" as her middle name on her grave.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

why did bowie say this lmao

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

I listened to Sunset Waltz from the FFXV soundtrack 220x and that is because it's amazing focus music for putting on loop.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

Absolute Tragedy: Local Man's Spotify Top Genre Is Once Again "Final fantasy"

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

Dark confectioner, unleash upon our loathsome world the Werther's Imitation

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@spud497 "Your apology is noted" has got to be the most British response possible to an American accidentally killing the Queen in their dreams 💭🙏

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@spud497 I am so sorry about the queen, also your lack of general elections, also for spreading our brand of insanity your way. Or maybe it runs in the family. Definitely genetic.

[Alex Robinson @alexrobinson]

@paololimoncelli Dude, you rule. These updates are always great, thank you so much!