Alex Schultz

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i hate myself for being this hung up on a dude that doesn’t even have my phone number.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i know he’s into me cause he is starting to steal my slang

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i love this age.

my girl just snapped me taking a plan b before she goes to teach grade 2.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

I AM DOWN SO FUCKING BAD AGAIN

i wanna throw up

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

don’t forget to wish the plug a happy birthday too

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

my toxic trait is every time i go out and end up vibing with a man i tell everyone i met the love of my life.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

gym bros who consistently refer to their “gains”🤢

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i’m sick as a dog eating carrots with mustard while i wait for the spam i’m frying up and my mom is ironically spamming me with pics from mexico

(me and my mom don’t talk)

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

the dudes in my dms that i found out have gfs this passed v day💀

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

my new year’s resolution was to go through 2024 with no dating apps & f*ck me i am BORED

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i love when on the rare occasion i actually have the balls to slide in a dudes dms i don’t receive the same energy EVER🫠

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

my mother was drunk at an oilers game and finally attempted to give me the sex talk at the ripe age of 23

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

🤣

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

No cheating😭

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

new low of seasonal depression:

working in hospitality over the holidays.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

no man will ever make me cry as hard as my brother does when he says that he misses me.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i think 2023 was the first time i watched one of my annual recaps on socials and thought “fuck, i had a good year”. and that feels nice.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

i was so drunk last night that i was asking for my dad

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

why do dudes act like they give a fuck about shit like your day? what you did, how it made you feel. then when you start telling them without being prompted it’s “wild”.

make it make sense.

[Alex Schultz @alexschultz00]

dude straight up ghosted me cause he thought i was catching feelings incase you were curious what it is like being single in your 20s these days